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I once walked towards a dude wearing the same shirt as me in a nightclub on my way to the toilet. I said, "Nice shirt bro!" and then walked directly into a floor to ceiling mirror.
I've bumped into a mirror at a nightclub and apologized to myself. And then facepalmed harder than I ever have before.
Were you sober
What do you think? I probably should add that I was 19 at the time where its legal to drink in the UK at it was around 1AM
I have done similar while sober. That's why I'm asking.
Ah that makes sense I thought you were implying I was a dumb arse. Which is also true but not strictly relevant here.