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[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Breaking news: Trump orders the military to colonize Antarctica into the 51st state. Penguin genocide is at an all time high.

Source: Military

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Uh, it's not a genocide. They're all terrorists and those baby penguins were throwing stones and so deserved to be air striked.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're assuming he knows which part of the earth the penguins live.

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

The glorious leader knows everything!