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Vaccine skeptic hired to conduct government study on whether vaccines cause autism (www.washingtonpost.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by dwazou@jlai.lu to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The american voters have really outdone themselves this time

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[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm going with 5G towers. That makes the most sense. /s

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That’s right, 5G towers have been causing problems for at least 30 years. BURN THEM

https://youtu.be/qLvGnro4Cgw

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

The radiation spreads backwards in time. /s

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I’m going with 5G towers.

There's one near me. Since they built it, it's done me no harm, but I do have an odd craving for pangolin meat.