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it's a 9 year old
We all know boys don't grow dick and balls until puberty
I mean, as someone who was once 9 (and I'm not lacking but I'm not that gifted either), still idk about this. They used skateboard bearings, like bones reds but cheaper (if you wanna make that shit fly, throw some swiss ceramics in there). I never fidget spun because I'm old but I skated so I recognized them instantly. Maybe if the bearing was popped out, but no way anyone fits in a fidget spinner with the bearing in.
That axle hole is 8mm, the external diameter is still only 22mm, but maybe, if the wiener in question can squish down to roughly 23mm. Still hard to believe. Reds pictured for reference.
I’d guess if you were 9 years old and super flaccid you could kind of mush it through there.
Well not me, and again I'm not exactly a porn star over here, I'm literally just above average for my demographics, statistically. Maybe a micro?
Absolutely not. A baby penis could MAYBE fit in a skateboard bearing. Probably not even then. That’s ridiculous.
how do you know?