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Came in under budget too. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A real bidet is well worth a modest investment if you have the cash to spare, but this could work too.

I would just suggest rubber-banding the sprayer into the “on” position and keeping a kink in the hose easily reachable in front of the toilet. That way, you can simply unkink the hose to spray and rekink it when you’re done. No need to reach down under the dirty bits just to activate it.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Kinky.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's some peak landlord energy, I love it!