this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
940 points (98.6% liked)

Curated Tumblr

4932 readers
312 users here now

For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Tumblr heritage posts.

The best transcribed post each week will be pinned and receive a random bitmap of a trophy superimposed with the author's username and a personalized message. Here are some OCR tools to assist you in your endeavors:

Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 166 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone who always has a snack for me if I'm feeling down?? Sign me the fuck up!

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was like 'I need a caretaker/trainer'

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago

My fat ass (food motivated btw) immediately thought of the snacks but someone who can make me quit my bullshit is even better!