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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You could just buy peanut m&ms

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's not the same, and you know it

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Dear diary,

Do people think I don't know I'm joking? It's one of life's hidden mysteries to me, like the Fermi paradox or what the Reese's panties are there for, or why I like it so much. Why don't more candies dress up for the occasion?

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

Tell me more about Reese's panties...

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago

I knew you were joking. What I said is technically true, but it's also a funny response to what you said