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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surely gollum put the ring on it at least once.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I remember correctly the ring adjusts in size to its wearer.

[–] cute_noker 4 points 20 hours ago

That's probably what made sauron want to get the ring back. Being forced to watch that motherfucker orgasm while pounding the very reason that you are a spirit.

But real talk: do you get invisible when wearing it on the dick?