Football

"Mbappe hits the back of the net, but the flag's up! Half of the French team celebrate while the other half yell at the referee about an offside call. Remember, due to the Schroedinger's offsides rule changes that Lemmy user akademy implemented, the goal is both scored and not scored until after the Progressive Insurance VAR review. Let's see the replay... looks like about 90% offside to me... yeah, VAR has determined a 10% chance of a valid goal. The ref is reaching for his Prime Energy 10-sided die... IT'S A 10! Mbappe completes his unlikely hat trick with a third high-roll! France have surely won it now!"