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[โ€“] F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I always respond and give the "right" answers because it's either an HR psychopath checking your answers to see if you're a dangerous unionist or now a damn AI.

So yes I'd like to kill myself for your company, then find something else and EAT SHIT

[โ€“] Alteon@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Yes Mr. Bossman, I would love to work at your company. I have aspired to be a since I was a small child. I would do anything to help out the company. My only desire is to help the business.