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New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Takeshidude@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You‽ I thought it was me!

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I used to be a baby, a tiny little baby, now look at me, now look at me.