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New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] Soleos@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahem, it's "hard drive full of preserved* movies" thank you very much!

[โ€“] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

No, no, it's "AI training data" now. Fully legal, somehow.