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New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joke's on you Onion, I look way more like an internet piracy stereotype than that

[–] bunnies 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was at a stand-up show and the comedian said I "look like I founded The Pirate Bay".....

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Dress for the job you want