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Mars fans anticipate trading only known habitable planet for world where any unprotected human would immediately perish (www.thebeaverton.com)

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Fries is just as confident about the eye-watering price Musk wants for a trip to Mars. “I’m slapping down my hundred grand as soon as that fortune a Nigerian prince left me arrives. The future is so bright, I need sunglasses.”

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[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What evolution will humans need to do to reach mars? None, it's all technology; 1.3 billion years is a long time when you consider humans and space flight is just 2.5 million years.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_human_evolution