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Mars fans anticipate trading only known habitable planet for world where any unprotected human would immediately perish (www.thebeaverton.com)

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Fries is just as confident about the eye-watering price Musk wants for a trip to Mars. “I’m slapping down my hundred grand as soon as that fortune a Nigerian prince left me arrives. The future is so bright, I need sunglasses.”

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[–] thevoyagekayaking@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There's really people out there called Weinersmith, huh?

[–] HandwovenConsensus@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Formerly known as Zach Weiner and Kelly Smith. They compounded their last names when they got married.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

A family of blacksmiths from Wien, what's odd about that?