this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
510 points (97.9% liked)

Funny

9953 readers
872 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Slight variations (dog's collar, I support my kids weird collections), but based on this list, I'd say I'm a successful 40-something.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Out of curiosity what weird things do your kids collect?

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I have 2 kids. But between the two, we collect: Fans, scary jack-in-the-boxes, sprinklers, inflatables, and pencil sharpeners.

I'd fuck with a scary jack in the box collection that sounds neat as hell

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

scary jack-in-the-boxes

You and your kids are cool.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He's 9 by the way. The line between cool mom and terrible parent is thin here. 😉

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

I do my best to walk that line, as well!

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

No such thing as a weird kids collection.

Whatever a kid is excited about is fuckin awesome man!

edit: as long as something isn't being unalived to add to the collection obvs

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

No such thing as a weird kids collection

That's right. I made mine weird by keeping it into my adulthood. I regret nothing, except for a different weird collection that I believed I had grown out of.