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Bait or rtaration. Call it. (lemy.lol)

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[–] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

If I had fuck you money I'd buy Mount Everest, use my boring company to build a fucking subway railcar tunnel escalator thing. And then build an evil lair on top of my Everest. Fill a moat with lava or some shit, and then never see people again.

Id hollow out the mountain enough for artificial farms and then pay the local community filthy amounts of money to produce my food for me.

Oh. And also, 20 million to whoever can make proton work 100% on ARM64 or create a compatibility layer for x86/64 for ARM.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

You were so close to becoming a super villain

So much wasted potential