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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 hours ago

Anus licking is what holding hands used to be

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 35 points 1 day ago

Such exquisite poetry, I've seldom heard before. I'm going to get this comment printed and framed.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.

If it's a woman you're like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.

What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both parties enjoy it, in my experience.

I’m very clean and so is my partner. I’ve eaten their ass after a rave before, it ain’t no big thang

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

People really draw this line with sexual things like bodily fluids aren't coming out of these holes.

Anyone who wouldn't lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

The difference is that this hole contains a lot more E. Coli and my nose has evolved to be extremely sensitive to the smell of it because of the very real biohazard

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Nah that's gay

Lets say "popular". I wouldnt say "standard" is accurate.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hold up. "Anal" is not the same as "licking ass".

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It kind of is though. Any ass licking is technically anal sex because it is sex that involves the anus, but not all anal sex involves ass licking.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Depends on how long their tongue is.

[–] FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth... time are a' changing.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 9 hours ago

There was a time when oral sex was considered atypical and deviant. Same with anal sex. So it's understandable that "the norm" might change quite rapidly.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago

I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”

Maybe the OOP just assumed it's "standard" for pretty and famous people they'd do all the things in the sack.