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IT jobs explained with a broken lightbulb (lemmy.cafe)
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[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Climate Scientists:

  • The lightbulb is broken, and there's reason to believe that the ceiling might cave in
  • Offers advice on how to fix the contacts, or to replace the bulb entirely, or put up struts to support the ceiling in an impassioned plea to the higher ups.
  • CTO is committed already to candles, CFO wants to wait and see what happens, and CEO labels it as a marketing problem.
[โ€“] nebeker@programming.dev 9 points 3 days ago

I came here to laugh, not to cry!