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Republican proposes new ICE detention center surrounded by alligators (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] GiuseppeAndTheYeti@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its by design. If they have an unruly person they want to just get rid of every once in a while, kill them behind closed doors and dump the body in the swamp during a faux escape attempt. Then during the media circuit that surrounds the death you just claim the prisoner was killed by alligators in the surrounding swamp after an attempted escape.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yea I'm aware. Just flabbergasted by the Hanna-Barbera cartoon villain shit.