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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 114 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why would I fight? I'll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Please also make it wild as well, I really liked west world and that animation where Johnny depp is a chameleon in case you want some examples of what I'd vote for.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.

You will need a Bachelor's in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as "self-employed" so you have to track your own taxes.

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

The photo should just be an Israeli flag.