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[โ€“] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

She's obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive

[โ€“] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 29 points 10 hours ago

Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier