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Wow. Installing it now. I need this.

I see YT videos mostly in three languages (IT, PT, EN), and you have no idea how much I bloody fucking hate that autodubbing crap - no matter how I configure YT, Google, and my browser, that steaming pile of shit automatically turns on for at least two of the languages.

And frankly, I don't want it even for other languages. For me it's subtitles all the way. Let me see the korokke recipe with the original audio, who cares if I don't speak Japanese?

It is not even good dammit. Not even for people who want/need it. It sounds robotic and expressionless, the voices being chosen don't match the people being shown, the lip movement is desynchronised to the point of uncanny valley, the translation is filthy garbage.

I wish I could outright ditch YouTube, but PeerTube tends to be unstable and true alternatives (i.e. not relying on anything Google) have network effect against them.

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Might as well rant about the rest of the botnet aka Google aka Alphabet:

Even when taking privacy concerns out of the equation, I can't help but stay clear of most things Google. Mostly because of anti-features like the above.

Search? I'm using DuckDuckGo nowadays, except for reverse image search. It has the decency to ask me if I want an AI overview, and if I say "never" it respects my choice; I don't need an assumption algorithm telling me to put glue on my pizze. I also abhor results being "tailored" (= bubbled) based on location, and goddammit respect the language options I've set up in my browser!

GMail? I never used it for my primary e-mail, only for potentially junk subscriptions. Nowadays it isn't even worth that, so I'm using a Proton account for the same purpose. And if some service assumes you use GMail, guess what - I'm not using it.

Android? Yeah, I still need to use it because of my bank app, but goddammit every fucking update I need to deactivate yet another dumb feature. Plus I barely use the phone. Also, stop trying to convince me to enable PlayProtect, this wall is not to stop invaders going in - it's against users going out, and using non-Google repositories.

Maps? I want a map; nothing more, nothing less. Organic Maps fits the bill.

And in every single Google product, there's always that belittling tone. Never to be spoken in loud voice, always implied. Something like this:

• "Since you're a user, we assume you to be stupid/filthy/dumb trash unable to think by itself. Something like you would cause itself harm if allowed to decide what it should do, so we're telling you what you should do."
• "You want to say «no»? Ah, so you're too stupid to understand simple concepts, like obedience... right. Here's a «maybe later»; we're going to smear the same pop-up on your snout all the time, until you say «yes». You're a user, not a human being, so consent doesn't apply to something like you."
• "Oh, the user is still able to jump the wall and run away from the walled garden! Quick, raise the walls. Users are things to be herded in factory farms, not free range, you know?"

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