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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It is even dumber and more malicious than it sounds.

It's like the Republican Party got taken over by incompetent James Bond villains. However, despite what's portrayed in Live and Let Die, alligators don't normally prey on humans.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But alligators with frickin lasers on their head…

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, but are they Jewish space lasers on their heads?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, they’re Jewish alligators.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Duh, if they ate pork then the ICE agents running the camps would be in extreme danger.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

as an inlooking european I gotta say, the republican party always seemed very whack to me, ngl. But then again I would have voted for Bernie, so I am a incorrigable ~~democratic socialist~~ scary communist