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Newsmax's Greg Kelly: "Maybe Epstein is a patriot, for crying out loud. Maybe he was just doing what he was told, and it had nothing to do with the girls." (www.mediamatters.org)

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are Democrats not going on the news and taking every opportunity to call the Republicans pedo protectors?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Because they're so bad at messaging that it comes off as self-sabotage. They've been like this for decades, it's fucking infuriating.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

It's intentional.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

~~Also because there's probably democrats on the list~~ Also because Bill Clinton.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They need to abandon the Clintons and their third way.

[–] Beero@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Captured opposition.

[–] witchybitchy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

because a lot of them are just as guilty