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[–] Damage@feddit.it 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of course I'm taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago

I snap a photo and now I have blackmail material

With Donald Trump hitting the balls from behind.

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Ain't no way booger lip isn't making noises that'll give it away.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I'd be fully and gladly willing to accept.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I don't know what this means but it makes me giggle.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!