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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 31 points 5 days ago (11 children)

next time my job asks me to install teams on my phone, I'm gonna hand them a list of rental costs for access to my phone/internet and to cover any security related issues.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Why would they ask to install something on my phone? It's my phone, not theirs.

They could ask, but I think that's all they can do with my phone.

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