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[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Hebephile. 11-14 age

Ephebephile. 14-16 age

Pedophile. Sub 11 age

Dicapriophile. Sub 25 age

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Wtf is with the order of that list?

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Dicapriophile. Sub 25 age

Ephebephile. 16-14 age

Hebephile. 14-11 age

Pedophile. Sub 11 age

There it's in ABC order

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Alphabetical order is also decending order whaaaaaaaaaat 🤯

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

It's been a long time since I was in a statistics class but, if my math is right, there's a ~4.1667% chance of that happening randomly.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 days ago

Alphabetizing a list of items whose sole characteristic is numerical wouldn’t have been my first response.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

I thought dicapriophile is at the end cause its clearly a joke about Leo lol

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Also DiCapriophile doesn't make sense for the joke they're making. That would be someone that's into DiCaprio, not who he's into.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Okay yeah I have a really good clip I've been waiting to post on a comment like this.

R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All the other -philes are words used by pedophiles to try not look like pedophiles.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:English_terms_suffixed_with_-phile

erotophonophile - A person with a paraphilia for committing lust murder.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 4 days ago

When you start arguing these terms you've already lost

Except the last one I guess

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 3 days ago

Absolutely zero need to further define this shit beyond pedophile. They should all be treated the same. Except the last one. But maybe still just in case.