this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] missingno@fedia.io 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

um ackshually jumpman was a carpenter, not a plumber 🤓

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like Jesus. Makes you wonder.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus was probably a stone mason (the actual Greek just says 'builder')

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

An absentee AI