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Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again
Don't be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.
But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you "accidentally" slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.
Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman's Comp lawsuit?
Make sure not to sign me up, but don't let me get in your way.
Just "slip off" and complain of back pain. Soft tissue damage does not show up on xrays.
Reminds me of the detective from the wire that "accidentally" fell down the stairs so he can retire early.
I was thinking more like minor head wound that would bleed profusely and provide some good images. But I can see that you are the type to commit 110%, so I am sorry for the confusion.
Transparent stalls with video surveillance
"We're a family here"
Jerk off and give them a show!
The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.
Everything you create with company resources is owned by the company.
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