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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I feel wrong.

I have an iPhone, and a laptop and 2 screens.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 112 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's four screens total. You're first on the chopping block.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fact is, in my company, higher ups have more screens than me. Like phone, desktop, couple monitors and huge wall monitor.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

Maybe your company is a statistical outlier

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, actually, in a typical company the lower down the ranks you are the less likely you are to be fired, statistically speaking (to a point, of course you're more likely to be fired while on probation or something).

[–] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

This is true. CEOs generally last very short before they're fired. Any normal person would be set for life by their compensation package, though.

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