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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hitchin' up the buggy,
Churnin' lots of butter,
Raised a barn on Monday,
Soon I'll raise another!
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure of heart?
Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

I'm the pious't guy the little amish wanna be,
Like on my knees day and night,
Scorin' points for the afterlife!

So don't be vain! And don't be whiney!
Or else I might have to get medieval on your hiney!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Close, but how could you leave out "Amlettes"?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I think it's "more humble", too.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That one was right ("as humble").

(Although I still had to look it up even though I just saw him perform it live on Friday)

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would have been an awesome show!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was!
He's an amazing performer. Roughly as many costume changes as songs, including mid-medley

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Something Weird Al and Rob Zombie have in common, though I can't recall if Rob did it mid-song, but he definitely didn't do two songs in the same costume.