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Elon Musk to Take on Microsoft With 'Macrohard' (www.pcmag.com)

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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elon Musk will be alone until the day he dies. It doesn't matter how many people he pays to surround him.

He will always be alone.

He will never know a friend.

He should give up. Now.

He will always be alone.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

Correct in all the ways that count. But not physically alone, and the livelihood and career of the slave bodyguards he keeps will be negatively affected if they let him drown in his bathtub due to a ketamine OD.