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[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That sanitized corpspeak just sticks out like a sore thumb, right? It takes deliberate, continuous effort not to start zoning out as soon as I hear it.

[–] peter@feddit.uk 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People have been saying constantly that they need to stop having linus respond and instead of proper PR sanitised responses.

[–] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah simps would say that. People unconcerned with the real issues who just want the videos to keep coming

[–] TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ChatGPT: How can I help?

Marketing: Imagine Ned Flanders dipping a piece of white bread into water. Now write an equivalent piece of meaningless corporate drivel.

[–] local_intruder@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Embracing the synergy of hydro-imbued sustenance, Ned Flanders artfully engages in a paradigm-shifting experiential interaction, wherein a pristine canvas of gluten-based sustenance seamlessly converges with the aqueous medium, fostering a harmonious union of flavors and textures that exemplifies our commitment to innovative culinary expressions.

This is what I got xD

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dear God. It's perfect.

You know how they say AI is going to take our jobs?

They're wrong. AI is going to take CEOs' jobs.