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‘We must end radical political violence’ insists man who happily pardoned over a thousand people guilty of radical political violence (newsthump.com)
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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wow that is based idea lets free the animals yes already thought that but giving them cocaine is a great add on they deserve to celebrate their liberation.