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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Just think though what you will be doing for that check you write yourself, going through mountains of incomprehensible AI code. Just make sure you add 20g to whatever salary you were thinking.

[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

With the ever rising prices of gold that might not be a bad idea

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No like 20 extra grams of that guud

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

g is a misspelling of k

Terribly common

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I spent a big chunk of my career going through mountains of incomprehensible human-generated code. I eventually learned that it was generally easier to just start over from scratch. At the same time I learned that nothing makes corporate bosses' heads explode faster than telling them that their codebase sucks and needs to be rewritten from scratch. My solution to this fundamental dilemma was to become a school bus driver.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe I should be glad I never got the dev jobs I wanted and was relegated to help desk.

For me, developing applications was a joy ... but only when I was left completely alone to do everything by myself. Such opportunities were just becoming rarer and rarer.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You left off a zero

If I’m gonna have to un-fuck your AI slop codebase, you better fucking believe I’m going to charge you through the nose for it.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe the 20 was meant as monthly lol

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Applicants should be asking employers: how extensive has your firm's use of AI generated coding tools been over the last few years?