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You get two hotdogs in the time it usually takes to eat one. It's called efficiency, my friend. We're visionairies.
Well im gonna really embarrass my young fatter self, when I was a kid i used to add a third slice of bread and make a double stack sandwich. Why would my parents allow this?
calories are calories and you're just happy they're eating?
Done it. Will do it again. Zero regrets.