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I'm Not a Robot (neal.fun)

submitted 5 days ago by JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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New thing from neal.fun. I got stuck at the rhythm game (level 47) so apparently I'm a robot..

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How the fuck do you do the Minecraft one?

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Diamond_Pickaxe#Crafting

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I did that but it was blocks of wood and not sticks.

Gave up at this part.

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

First you convert wood to planks and then planks to sticks

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have no ideas why it's not working for me. I changed the block to the segmented block, then to sticks I think, then made the axe but nothing happens?

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

Those are buttons, not sticks. Use two planks to make sticks
https://minecraft.wiki/w/Stick#Crafting

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ok. I still have no idea how to do that.

You might as well have blocked my informational murder porn and asked me “how do you tame a horse in Minecraft” because I have no idea.

Thank you, though.