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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 183 points 1 month ago (12 children)

if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you're the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn't good for birds!

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Seed me daddy! I don't want bread.

OwO

[–] argarath@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bird furries tend to use OvO instead because the v looks like a beak owo

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Learn something new everyday.

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