MeatPilot

"Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"

That and replace all the fans to sound like "waaaargh" as they spin.

I'd eat an onion like an apple.

What about this phone?

Truck stop bathroom would have a pee pee sticking out the hole.

So technically is this is a medieval glory hole?

That's 4 years or 104 fortnights or 1,458+ poop socks.

To put that much time into something and say you don't like, obviously it capture that person's attention well beyond it's intended shelf life. How can anyone improve on something that captured someone's attention for four fucking years of playtime.

How about this 10-yr old girl animal?

Why not just buy a wifi probe instead of an entire grill? I'd rather a tiny thing stop working than being unable to use my grill at all because it's jammed with too much tech.

Truly do they do anything else worth it? I'm a plain charcoal grill person, so never wanted or looked into anything beyond that.

You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.

Everyday we stray farther from the Lord's light.

Oh garsh