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No fuck that. Honey comes in glass jars from a local beekeeper. Like this
End of debate.
Weird way to say
Haha GmbH Honig. Raus mit diesem korpo Scheiß.
The fuck? Das ist das Glas, was ich bei unserem 86 Jahre alten Imker alle paar Wochen hole. Die Bienen sind seit 3 Generationen in der Familie.
verkauft er seinen Honig vielleicht an die Firma?
Kann ja sein
Ist aber nicht der einzige lokale Imker, bei dem mit dieses Label untergekommen ist.
Möglicherweise verkaufen alle gleich.
Ja, worauf ich raus will: bei mir ist das Glas gleichbedeutend mit "lokaler Kleinimker'
solution: sell bear-shaped jars to local beekeepers
I’ve totally bought local honey packaged in bear-jars. I don’t understand where all this hate is coming from
Edit oop. Missed.
No. Politely go to hell.
NO YOU GO TO HELL.
Sorry. I like the bears.
Oh dang they're a pope when they tell you to go to hell I think that makes you a bizarrosaint.
Solution, keep bees in cellar. Train them to attack your enemies, but get the wrong bees so all they do is land and walk around, tickling/itching the bejesuschristsuperstar out of the victim after a good terror laugh.
Everything should come in mason jars. They are durable, reusable, accessible and timeless.
Don't mason jars have to have a clasp. Otherwise it's just a jar.
Just a general jar then. Mason doesn't have a patent on it anymore and anyone can use it.
Isn't the seal on them single use though? I got kilner clip top jars instead as the rubber ring on them should last longer before replacing. Got 2L of apple chutney in them so far and making more today.
I usually get my honey in a mason jar with a hand written label...