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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll believe a corporation is a person when The Texas department of corrections executes one.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll believe a corporation is a person when one is successfully murdered. I don't care who does it.

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Herds/corporations dissipate: only individuals can truly-die.

Groups have been hiding that pertinent-fact from discussion for ages, now..

It's time that we created legally-distinct categories for those who are only aggregates, like herds/corporations, vs individuals-who-can-die.

That'd take spine, though, which politics-the-arena weeds-out/prevents-from-having-any-say.

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