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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 120 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I am, of course, disgusted with this choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.

The obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce get married during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name, killing everyone watching over the age of 65.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Travis takes the name Swift. Conservative men melt down so badly that one of them goes out and blows Erika Kirk's head off.

[–] Default_Defect@anarchist.nexus 23 points 2 days ago

Then we'd get "he followed Taylor Swift news, so he must have been a trans leftist!!"

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

Taylor, make this happen

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

This would be divineeee.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can we figure out what to make Bad Bunny do to inflict total boomercide?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

With a Palestinian flag.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am, of course, disgusted with your proposed choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.

The even more obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce enter a civil union during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name while also announcing she is 4 months pregnant and the unborn child should be referred to as "they/them", killing nearly 40% of all viewers.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Evil doctors could use evil medbeds to change the baby's gender in utero

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I would have been delighted if this happened. Like, cackling with joy!