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Anon achieves new heights (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Also not fitting in cars, and aeroplanes, and rollercoasters

[–] addie@feddit.uk 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And having to buy shoes and trousers from specialists, and having your feet hang off the end of the bed in hotels, and wandering into spiderwebs that no-one else has disturbed yet, and not being able to adjust the shower high enough away from home. Gift that keeps on giving.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm tall and my SO is short, finding an appropriate shower height at home is impossible.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Same situation - adding a quality hose showerhead + two different clips on the wall so we can swap it between two heights was an indulgent upgrade when we moved in, and it was worth every cent.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

you could get one of those handheld shower nozzles and then put a second mount lower or higher as needed.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

my kneeeees ><