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Kids really are sponges and it is horrific what they will pick up.
Not related to cursing but my 4 year old daughter explained to me yesterday that it's really important to flush the toilet after pooping because otherwise wolves from the forest will enter the house through the piping.
Smart kid. I've been flushing & the wolves never got me.
Both my kids went through a phase around 2 where they would grunt as they stood up.
Decided I needed to work more squats into my exercise routine :D