"Measure zero times, cut zero times."
~ Carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is
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https://xkcd.com/3149/ <-- shared cartoon
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Serial killer should really be a spectrum.
The dot as it is just means "serial killer with bad aim".
or "serial killer who enjoys thoroughly slicing & dicing their victims"
hack, whack, choppin’ that meat
coolest sax solo of all time ensues
Epic Sax Guy is a serial killer confirmed.
I'm reminded of "http-slash-slash-backslash-eacape" and the joke that it's OJ's home page URL.
I think that's Norm McDonald's joke.
The guy from silence of the lambs was making a dress ffs. That requires measuring.
Do serial killers normally break out the tape measure before cutting into a victim?
I bet you this guy does
And this dapper fellow wouldn't dare build a Christmas tree out of incorrectly sized limbs
"not all serial killers"