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[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 122 points 2 days ago (19 children)

Every top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 36 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Well it would be stupid to say you are a bad assassin, think it through dummy.

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pull an "Albanian virus":

"Hi, I am an Albanian assassin but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to assassinate you. Please be so kind to assassinate yourself and then forward me the proof. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards,Albanian assassin"

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I relate a lot to this assassin.

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