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well... (nsfw image warning) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood
Well...
nsfw
My wife and I have definitely very much enjoyed the process of me acquiring the intimate familiarity I have with the matching area of her anatomy, but if I started calling that a foreskin my access pass would likely be revoked faster than you can say "and you can kiss goodbye to..... wait, no, you canNOT kiss goodbye"