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5'8" (1.73m) here. Married for 13 years.
5'3" (1.6m) and closing in on 25 years. It's amazing how far a bit of kindness, compassion, and a sense of humor can go.
You mean 4'20"
Aka the goated height
Women always had height requirements, you just started seeing them written down.
Online dating certainly brought some new problems, but most women hate it too so if it doesn't work for you the old staples of finding a partner through friends, a hobby or at work are still there, as well as specific dating activities.
Or just don't put your height in your bio and be funny. Those "non negotiable height requirements" turn out to be very negotiable in a lot of cases.
How'd those lies taste coming out of your mouth?
Sorry, didn't realise you were a lost cause. Hope you escape.
if men have requirements of woman, its only fair for women to have standards and requirements of thier own. its not a one way relationship, that only breeds toxicity, and women not dating you.
Really? For decades I was told it's unfair for men to have requirements of women?
Men hate women, and women hate men. Men like vaginas and women like shoes. So let's fight. That's where I see society at right now. Am I wrong in any way?
I hope you find someone for you soon.
Look at the username. You are falling for bait.
Well I agree with him on Futurama at least.
I assure you sir, I am not trolling. All of my misanthropy is 100% genuine and of my own design. But in the words of Jayson Street, "I come with warning labels."
Middle Age Pilot Yells At Clouds, Says GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!
Stop lying. No you don't. You look like a Baptist saying he loves Jesus. Just who are you trying to fool? Whose brownie points do you think you're earning?
I don't. I haven't tried looking for a date since the pandemic and I don't plan to start again. Women don't want me, they want the quarter million dollars of real estate I own and the 2 million dollars of real estate I'm heir to. Well guess what? Unlike the majority of married men, I'm not losing my home in a divorce. I'm gonna die right there on my grandfather's land on my grandfather's couch and my three month rotted corpse will be found by police on a wellness check initiated by the town water company. I'm not gonna be taken to the hospital, forced to keep my heart beating after the stroke and live to be an 86 year old shambling corpse of a social security check for others to cash.
Hmmm, yes, no doubt it’s the women’s height requirements that are to blame, since you have such a sterling personality.
A touch shorter and celebrated 24 years married last month.
I've seen 5'2" guys who are regularly seeing incredibly attractive women.
I also know a guy whose face is not what one would call conventionally attractive but his personality means he's often had his pick of men and women because he just feels good to spend time with.
even 5ft men can get with girls. girls can detect thirsty desperate , creepy men(nice guys) very easily. i had unfortunate experience of hearing and watching my olders bro pickup videos he always binged on. they all sound desperate and creepy.
Conversely, I'm 6'2" and chronically single