[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:30] Oh no, look… It's half to Hitler
[yellow, annoyed] Chill out buddy, don't be such an alarmist
[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:45] Oh no, look… It's quarter to Hitler
[yellow, rude] Yeah I get it, I tweeted about it, leave me be
[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:55] Oh no, look… It's five to Hitler
[yellow, scared] Oh shit oh fuck, we really need to do something NOW
[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:59] Oh shit, look… It's one to Hitler
[yellow, terrified] It's too late now, wish we could have seen it coming earlier
Hitler? ... What are you talking about? .... we need to have full blown genocidal war, concentration camps where millions are murdered every day, mass military invasions of countries, nuclear war and complete lawlessness throughout the land with people murdering, raping and mutilating each other .... anything less than that is not yet Hitler.
So stop your alarmism all the time, it's not yet Hitler.
I think everyone down voting you missed the sarcasm. This post is about not yet Hitler but they don't like your not yet Hitler.
Also, Hitler shoots himself in the head while his wife dies from cyanide poisoning, so not yet Hitler
Exactly .... the world won't admit it to being a fully fascist state of affairs until the entire world is literally falling apart and people are dying by the tens of thousands or millions due to war, genocide, famine, death and destruction.
Until then, everyone will keep arguing that things aren't that bad yet
Nah, even that wouldn't be Hitler. Hitler is a concept that can never be met or exceeded in real life. Hitler is always worse. /s